TheOatmeal.com's most popular cat jokes, including How to Pet a Kitty and The Bobcats, plus 15 new and never-before-seen catthemed comics, are presented in this hilarious collection from "New York Times" best-selling author Matthew Inman, a.k.a. TheOatmeal.com. Includes pull-out poster Jesus Rollerblading Christ--another helping of TheOatmeal Mrow, MOAR kitty comics. Mr. Oats delivers a sidesplitting serving of cat comics in his new book, "How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You." If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. "How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You" is a hilarious, brilliant offering of cat comics, facts, and instructional guides from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com. "How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You" presents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat jokes. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have from Mr. Oats A pullout poster is included at the back of the book.
About the Author
The Oatmeal's real name is Matthew Inman, and he lives in Seattle, Washington. He subsists on a steady diet of crickets and whiskey. He enjoys long walks on the beach, gravity, and breathing heavily through his mouth. His dislikes include scurvy, typhoons, and tapeworm medication. In reality, Matthew is a 27-year old web designer, developer, and online marketer. In 2007 he built a full-featured online dating website, from concept to launch, in only 66.5 hours. The end result was Mingle2, and within six months the website received several million visitors and was eventually acquired by a competitor. Mingle2 now receives 40 million page views a month. He now focuses his energies on The Oatmeal, an entertainment site full of comics, quizzes, and other delights.
TheOatmeal.com is an entertainment Web site full of comics, quizzes, and stories. The site gets more than 7 million unique visitors and 30 million page views a month; 250,000 blogs and Web sites have linked to it. TheOatmeal.com is written, drawn, and coded by Matthew Inman, a king of all trades when it comes to the Web. Matthew lives in Seattle, Washington. He subsists on a steady diet of crickets and whiskey. He enjoys long walks on the beach, gravity, and breathing heavily through his mouth. His dislikes include scurvy, typhoons, and tapeworm medication.