11 Experiments That Failed (Hardcover)
...a SUPER GENIUS who yearns to share your Scientific Gifts for the betterment
of all humanity?
...surrounded by fearful, misguided FOOLS who are JEALOUS of your BRILLIANCE?
...now, or have ever been in a Time-Out for taking apart Daddy's computer to
see how it works?
...fond of Laughing Out Loud, perhaps MANIACALLY?
If you answered "yes" to any of the above, you are guaranteed to
enjoy the misadventures of this young mad scientist and her inspired
experiments. The part with her dog and the glitter... oh wow, that still cracks
me up. "Dogs like everything!" Hee hee hee!
November 2011 Indie Next List
“The inquisitive young scientist in this picture book is part Eloise, part Ms. Frizzle. She tests each of her hypotheses -- such as that ketchup and snow are the only food groups a kid needs -- with pure scientific standards. Fantastic illustrations demonstrate the scientific method and show the reader what goes on behind the scenes, for example, when you try to send a bottle to the ocean by flushing it down the toilet. This book had me giggling at every page.”
— Neysa Jensen, The Rediscovered Bookshop, Boise, ID
"This is a most joyful and clever whimsy, the kind that lightens the heart and puts a shine on the day," raved "Kirkus Reviews" in a starred review.
Is it possible to eat snowballs doused in ketchup and nothing else all winter? Can a washing machine wash dishes? By reading the step-by-step instructions, kids can discover the answers to such all-important questions along with the book's curious narrator. Here are 12 "hypotheses," as well as lists of "what you need," "what to do," and "what happened" that are sure to make young readers laugh out loud as they learn how to conduct science experiments (really ).
Jenny Offill and Nancy Carpenter the ingenious pair that brought you "17 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do Anymore" have outdone themselves in this brilliant and outrageously funny book.
About the Author
JENNY OFFILL is the author of "17 Things I m Not Allowed to Do Anymore, " a "Parenting" Magazine Best Book of the Year and a Bank Street College of Education Best Children s Book of the Year, and "11 Experiments That Failed, " also a Bank Street College of Education Best Children s Book of the Year, which "Kirkus Reviews, " in a starred review, called the most joyful and clever whimsy.
NANCY CARPENTER is the illustrator of "17 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do Anymore" by Jenny Offill, called "picture-perfect" in a starred review by "School Libary Journal;" "Imogene's Last Stand by Candace Fleming; Apples to Oregon, " an ALA-ALSC Notable Children's Book, and "Fannie in the Kitchen, " both by Deborah Hopkinson; "Sitti's Secrets" by Naomi Shihab Nye, winner of the Jane Addams Picture Book Award; and "Masai and I "by Virginia Kroll. She lives in Brooklyn, New York."
Starred Review, Kirkus Reviews, August 15, 2011:
"This is a most joyful and clever whimsy, the kind that lightens the heart and puts a shine on the day. Go ahead, break a few dishes in the washing machine, see the humor and enjoy this fine poke at every science fair that ever was."