Eleven Experiments that Failed by Jenny Offil

ARE YOU:
...a SUPER GENIUS who yearns to share your Scientific Gifts for the betterment of all humanity?
...surrounded by fearful, misguided FOOLS who are JEALOUS of your BRILLIANCE?
...now, or have ever been in a Time-Out for taking apart Daddy's computer to see how it works?
...fond of Laughing Out Loud, perhaps MANIACALLY?

If you answered "yes" to any of the above, you are guaranteed to enjoy the misadventures of this young mad scientist and her inspired experiments. The part with her dog and the glitter... oh wow, that still cracks me up. "Dogs like everything!" Hee hee hee!

--Reviewed by Chris of Compass Books, SFO Terminal 3